Captions: Week Twelve

I’m still very angry about Sunday night’s game, so that may come through in this week’s captions. Be forewarned.

Hey, Coach...you think they'll be able to fold that into one of those tiny triangles?

Alright...one more time...my receivers are who, again?

Here's your pay for the week. I'm gonna need you sharp tonight.

Jazz Hands

Hey! Is it too much to ask for you to at least do YOUR job? I can't do my entire team's job and yours, too. I'm only one person.

Happy Thanksgiving

I hope everyone enjoys the 4 F’s today: Family, Friends, Food, and Football.

We gather together to ask the Lord’s blessing;
He chastens and hastens His will to make known.
The wicked oppressing now cease from distressing.
Sing praises to His Name; He forgets not His own.

Beside us to guide us, our God with us joining,
Ordaining, maintaining His kingdom divine;
So from the beginning the fight we were winning;
Thou, Lord, were at our side, all glory be Thine!

We all do extol Thee, Thou Leader triumphant,
And pray that Thou still our Defender will be.
Let Thy congregation escape tribulation;
Thy Name be ever praised! O Lord, make us free!

Captions: Week Eleven

It’s taken me almost the entire week to even want to look at the pictures much less pick ones for captioning, but at least I finally got there.  Gotta get my mind prepared for Sunday night against the Chargers now…and the misery never ends.

How bout you and I play Rock 'em Sock 'em ROBOTS instead of this football game?!

Hey, Ryan, your zipper's down. Ha ha...made ya look. Football pants don't have zippers, you dope.

Nanny-Nanny Boo-Boo

Huh... THEY'RE wearing the blue jerseys and WE'RE wearing white. No wonder I keep throwing interceptions. Sheesh, Peyt, focus!

Alright, so I let you win...NOW will you cut your hair?

Captions: Week Ten

Hey can one of y'all go check the locker room. I think I may have left the shower on.

Oh yeah...well you're a big poopie head.

Ok...so there's 3 of us and he's got 2 cups. Who's takin' one for the team?

My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump and this is my best good friend, Bubba.

Is Painter still back there? How long do you think we have to ignore him before he just goes away?

Captions: Week Nine

 

Alright, let's take it from the top and y'all new people try to keep up.

I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me!

Little bunny Foo Foo, Hopping through the forest, Scooping up the field mice, And bopping them on the head

If that guy gets a sack, y'all are all walking home to Indianapolis.

I'm calling it now...go ahead and put this one in the loss column.

Captions: Week Eight [UPDATED]

Week Seven was the Colts’ BYE week so no pictures to caption.

Last night was nothing short of remarkable considering how much of the Colts staff has been depleted by injuries.  To not only win, but to win by a score of 30-17 is incredible.  Of course, I’m slightly used to this “next man up” mantra and a firm believer that we wouldn’t have won Super Bowl XLI if the entire team didn’t fully believe it could work no matter who was dressed out to play.

Ok...so, here's how this works. I say, "Hi my name is Peyton and I come from Louisiana." Then this guy to my right will do the same with his name and home state until we get all the way around. That way we can learn everyone's name. But if all else fails just remember #18's in charge out here.

Ah crap, this is gonna hurt.

Ain't no mountain high enough, ain't valley low enough, ain't no river wide enough to keep me from gettin' to you babe.

Some folks call it a sling blade, I call it a Kaiser blade. MMM.

Ron Jaworski says I've lost a step. I'll show him lost a step.