Monthly Archives: October 2013

Oktoberfest ~ Captions Week 5 (Cowboys)

Stressed doesn’t even begin to cover what I was feeling during the entirety of that Broncos/Cowboys game yesterday.  I am eternally grateful for Danny Trevathan and Matt Prater and (because I don’t get to say it often) Peyton Manning’s legs.

After 5 games, Peyton is still on pace to score 64 TDs and pass for 6,028 yards on the season.  And with that win over Dallas, Peyton has now won AT every NFL team. Sure he’d beaten Dallas before, but only at home. He’d never won AT Dallas. And even though he may never have won in Texas Stadium, he’s now at least beaten Dallas IN Dallas (or Arlington technically). Took him 16 years, but he finally did it.

I mean for realz, y’all! Peyton Manning’s rushing TD today is the 18th of his career. That ties him with …. Archie Manning.

ADal Tai Chi

Team T’ai Chi

"WOW...In Jerry's World, it rains footballs!"

“WOW…In Jerry’s World, it rains footballs!”

"Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors, and see all the people."

“Here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors, and see all the people.”

"Hey, Ernie Sims...come and get some of this."

“Hey, Sims…come and get some of this.”

"Ah crap...this is NOT gonna be easy."

“Ah crap…this is NOT gonna be easy. The D looks like they’re on vacation.”

"Hey, y'all...I may have uploaded too much data to the ole computer chip cause my helmet doesn't fit."

“Hey, y’all…I may have uploaded too much data to the ole computer chip cause my helmet doesn’t fit.”

"Hey, ref...I know I've got some guns, but this is NOT a stick up."

“Hey, ref…I know I’ve got some guns, but this is NOT a stick up.”

"Jump, jump...The Mac Dad will make ya Jump Jump...The Daddy Mac will make ya Jump Jump...Kris Kross will make ya Jump Jump."

“Jump, jump…The Mac Dad will make ya Jump Jump…The Daddy Mac will make ya Jump Jump…Kris Kross will make ya Jump Jump.”

"Hi Mom!"

“Hi Mom! How are your seats?”

"If I have to run this ball in myself, heads are gonna roll."

“If I have to run this ball in myself, heads are gonna roll.”

"Ha! Ha! I fooled ya."

“Ha! Ha! I fooled ya.”

Lord of the dance.

Lord of the dance.

"Child, please."

“Child, please.”

"Hey, coach...look what I found."

“Hey, coach…look what I found.”

"Good job, Danny.  You didn't fumble it this time."

“Good job, Danny. You didn’t fumble it this time.”

"Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo."

“Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo.”

Good thing Britton Colquitt is also the holder or he wouldn't have even needed to dress out for this game.

Good thing Britton Colquitt is also the holder or he wouldn’t have even needed to dress out for this game.

"Yeah...I did that."

“Yeah…I did that.”

"Peyton, You wouldn't have any way of knowing this, so I'm just gonna let you know, that rushing TD is gonna hurt in the morning, so go ahead and take an extra day off to rest."

“Peyton, You wouldn’t have any way of knowing this, so I’m just gonna let you know, that rushing TD is gonna hurt in the morning. Go ahead and take an extra day off to rest those old bones.”

 

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When September Ends ~ Captions Week 4 (Eagles)

I flipped through the pictures after the Philly game, and wasn’t particularly inspired.  Then one day after another happened, and I never gave it a second chance.  Finally got around to it when I was going through the pictures from the Dallas game (Post coming shortly), and got a little inspiration.  Better late than never.

Dear Santa, I'm gonna need one of these.

Dear Santa, I’m gonna need one of these…

Or one of these.

…Or one of these.

"So what we do when Peyton is watching film alone is we start messing with the volume in the control room.  Up and down...up and down.  Drives him batty."

“So what we do when Peyton is watching film alone is we start messing with the volume in the control room. Up and down…up and down. Drives him batty.”

"Those poles aren't the only thing about to be on fire."

“Those poles aren’t the only thing about to be on fire.”

"Is that Rocky and Bullwinkle on those play calling posters?"

“Is that Rocky and Bullwinkle on those play calling posters?  Wait…are those play calling posters in a NFL game?! LEARN YOUR PLAYBOOK!”

"Catch me if you can...or don't."

“Catch me if you can…or don’t.”

"These are my people."

“These are my people.”

Went to a football game and a game of leap frog broke out...

Went to a football game and leap frog broke out…

...And a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock...

…And Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock…

...And a game of bowling...STRIKE!

…And bowling…STRIKE!  The Broncos do it ALL!

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"Y - M - C - A"

“Y – M – C – A”