Monthly Archives: November 2012
Chiefs of the Division ~ Captions Week 12
A little tougher of a win than most people expected it to be, but just like that the Broncos are 8-3…4-0 in the division and have strung together 6 straight wins. Keep on keeping on.
Broncos Brooms ~ Captions Week 11
After suffering through many a torment at the hands of the Chargers for years when Peyton was a Colt, it has brought me such relief to see him and his new Bronco friends handling things against them. I’m sure at some point Norv Turner and Philip Rivers thought “oh yea, we get to beat him TWICE a year now.” Not so fast, Bolts…not.so.fast.
P.S. I added a special honorable mention at the end for Peyton’s dear old pal and my favorite tight end in the league, Dallas Clark.
Holy Defense, Batman ~ Captions Week 10
2 interceptions, 7 sacks for a total loss of 43 yards, one safety, and a pick-6 later, the Denver Defense makes it known that these Broncos aren’t just a one trick pony. Hats off to y’all.

“Hey, Ron, could you stop calling me at all hours of the night crying and begging me to take my old job back? It’s really starting to annoy my wife.”

“Could you speak up? At my age, the hearing is the first thing to go cause I thought I heard you say something about this being your house.”
Chhhh…Changes ~ Captions Week 9
My friend Alecia challenged me to consider adding pictures/captions of other players (mostly Eric Decker) to this weekly blog post. I explained this all started with a funny picture of Peyton from a game and that pictures of other players don’t always inspire me with a caption like he does. But I at least said I’d try, which is why you all got the All Eric Decker All The Time post last week. Flash forward to this week as I kept an open mind while scanning through the pictures, and violà…I give you the largest caption post in this blog’s history.

“You can’t see it. It’s electric! You gotta feel it. It’s electric! Ooh, it’s shakin’. It’s electric!”

“Let me show you my granny shot. Oh wait…that went the wrong way. Someone call the trainer. My arms are stuck, again.”

“Yes, Lord, you, Jesus, and Tim Tebow can get free pizza at Papa John’s. Just tell em I sent you. I gotta go do my post game presser now.”