Final Dress Rehearsal ~ Captions Preseason Game #3

So it’s not the final preseason game, but the 3rd game is always the one when the starters play the longest, and typically they don’t even dress for the 4th game.  The 4th game is basically for the coaches to round out the roster and decide who to cut for the 53 man roster.

Even still, slim pickings on the inspirational photos this time around, but we did get the “W.”

“Here, take this ball and tuck it in your jersey. If the Rams fumble, pull it out and pretend you fell on the live ball. It’ll confuse the heck out of the refs, but it just might work in our favor.”

“Feel the burn.”

“I got $20 says they don’t need to wash our uniforms after this. You in?”

Luckiest water in the universe!

Hot Potato ~ Captions Preseason Game #2

Denver flew out to Seattle for probably one of the most expensive games of hot potato ever.  Let’s just hope those ball carriers get over their butterfinger ways before the games start that actually count.

“Hey, gurl…How you doin’?”

“Hey, Clady, I got a surprise for you. Pick a hand…any hand.”

“Oh hey look at that…a $2 off coupon for Gatorade. Score!”

“Now listen Ronnie. When you get the ball, you need to hold onto it. Don’t let go of it until you hear the whistle.”

“What was it Peyton said? Oh yeah…drop the ball in the end zone. Wait…that’s not right. Oh crap…where’s the ball?!”

“Oh yeah…I make this look good.”

“Outta my way…Oompa Loompa Coming Through.”

And We’re Back ~ Captions Preseason Game 1

First a video of EPIC proportions that if you haven’t seen, yet, you’ve clearly been living under a rock for the last 3 days.  Enjoy!

Is that a shrimp or a cheeto?

“UNCLE…UNCLE!! Look I don’t even have the ball anymore. UNCLE!!”

Why so sad? Didn’t you know you could get football on your phone, now?

“You get that football on your phone, yet, Colin?”