Getting Warmed Up ~ Captions Week 3 (Raiders)

“Do we really have to play these clowns?”
“Yep…twice.”

“So I’ve tried every other type of kick. I’m thinking about booming one off my knee next time.”

“So after you widen your stance and spread your arms, you get LOW.”

“For the last time, we do NOT use the wildcat formation.”

“I want you.”

“Ah…nasty…is this last week’s Gatorade?”

“It’s about freaking time you showed up. I mean we’re 3 games deep, man.”

“Hmmm…that’s odd…they’re not supposed to have the ball when I’m out here on the field.”

“Does this qualify as planking?”

“Did you see that tweak in their coverage there? That was film number 33 we watched on Tuesday at the 15:22 mark.”

“Way to go…you stole one from Peyton.”

“I done told ya once already…if you wanna play with the big boys you gotta bring your A game.”

“Welcome back, Eric. Not really sure who was wearing your uniform until now.”