Midseason Mayhem ~ Captions Eric Decker Edition

This is a special post for my friend Alecia and our mutual adoration for the…umm…breathtaking wide receiver.  The best of Eric Decker so far this season.

“Come on, guys. I already have to beat the ladies off with a stick. Not y’all, too.”

“Come here, baby. I’ll give you a hug and make it all better.”

“Don’t hit the face. It’s my money maker.”

“Alright, y’all. This has been fun, but I gotta get back to work. I’m sure I’ll be back here soon though.”

“Check out these guns.”

“Listen, you can have the ball just as soon as I cross this big white line.”

“Hold on. I’ll dance with you. Just let me get this pigskin right quick.”

“No…see you gotta keep one leg straight while you kick the other one back and up in the air.”

“Little bunny Foo Foo…Hopping through the forest”

“Look at my baby. Isn’t he cute?!”

“Real men wear pink.”

Photographer: “Show me pensive.”

‘Stop trying to tickle me. Do I look like Elmo?!”

“I’m too sexy for my shirt. So sexy it hurts.”

“Victor Cruz ain’t got nothin’ on these hips.”

“What?! I’m talkin’ to my people.”

Honorable Mention: This lady knows what’s up. Get out the vote!