Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Preseason Week 2 Captions

Oh I see you…just because I’m pointing to my right don’t think I don’t see you. I’m the father of twins.

Come on, man…that all you got?! I’ve got a surgically repaired neck and you’re gonna come at me with that weak grab me by the waste action…rookie.

Let’s see…2 legs, 2 arms, 8…9…10…fingers. Yep…I’m on the ground and everything’s still attached.

Hey wait a minute kid…I think I found a quarter…wait…that’s not how that trick is supposed to go. Dang it.

Is that a Minnie Mouse tattoo, man?






About Leann

Lazy Pancreas Owner. TV/Movie/Theatre Junkie. Sports Fanatic. Peyton Manning Expert. Alabama Graduate. Car Karaoke Performer. Believer In Love. Come along for the ride.

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